A Seduction Scenario Or Two



ORIGINAL POST
Posted by voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
heart-shaped ravioli. he had me at heart-shaped ravioli.


(from our first valentine's day together - he cooked for me at his house. a classic seduction, not at all boring, because he was so NOT a seducer-type, know what i mean? we did a variation of the sultan/slave routine later in our relationship...viking/empress ;-) )

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COMMENTS
voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
i am indeed still with my viking marauder/chef.


long-distance for now, but he will land on this empress' shores next week and overrun her battlements. (he better!) ;-)

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
hardy har har! how did you guess?!


he can breach my parapets any time! ;-P


Bear: yes indeed, the viking/empress scenario posits endless historical possibilities, i.e. what WOULD have happened had the vikings actually reached deepest asia *adjusts pince-nez* see, it's not all seduction and sex sex sex...we are actually sharing intellectual pursuits. 8-|



Hahahahahaaaaa! :-D



...re the music: don't laugh, but at one point he put on tom jones' "if i only knew", and before we knew it we were jumping and dancing around his living room like nutty teenagers. it wasn't all soft low throbbing mood music.


as i said he was so *not* a player-type seducer - he was very spontaneous, and frankly some of the ravioli were amoeba-shaped, but the sheer charm of the overall effort overcame me. he remembered what kind of chocolate i liked, a wine i had mentioned i wanted to try, my favorite cut of steak...in fact he made way too much food, because he wanted to cover every major food group i had mentioned i liked.


hmm, reading this i now realize how "cheap & easy" i am when it comes to food! aaargh [blush] it's because i can't cook...


"beowulf"...*chortle*

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
what about movie themes? we had a grand old cathartic weepy time on another thread re movie scenes that make you cry...what about the music from 'out of africa', or 'somewhere in time', or 'the piano'...siiiigh sniff cuddle kiss etc etc

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
love is blind, thank goodness ;-)

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
ref. "eats, shoots & leaves: the zero tolerance approach to punctuation" by lynne truss ;-) everything you ever wanted to know about commas, apostrophes, dashes, etc etc, told humorously (and militantly). but not seductively.

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flabbergasted 19 yrs ago
oh, panda sex...



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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
exactly, flabbergasted ;-)... which does a panda do: eat shoots and leaves ~or~ eat, shoots and leaves?


but again...punctuation; not! the, most: seductive - subject.

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wildorchid 19 yrs ago
Hey Bear, it must be very cold in the North, so do you think it's a good idea to sit for a while on balcony? I would not find it seductive:).


I don't want to make it a joke but what if you just forget or miss out a small thing in your scenario? Like in shooting a movie:), they have to shoot it again and again several if not many times for a scene? so maybe you need some rehearsal then:))

I prefer the spontaneousness that some body mentioned earlier. Otherwise she would recognise it a classic scene from movie, not from THE BEAR!

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
inDEED!!! well!!! *fanning self furiously* someone get me a glass of ice cold water, i'll never get back to work

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
pumpkin, there is a huge market for erotic literature! why not publish it? "the pumpkin diaries"...well ok, maybe a more erotic nom de plume, but you get the idea ;-)

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voiceofreason 19 yrs ago
hey Bear, you're the historian (and the seduction ph.d candidate), YOU tell us how viking/empress might go! for example, who conquers whom? and how? (ref. Sultan/Slave, The Pumpkin Diaries)

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Sorry, I find the 'classic seduction' and the whole roleplaying scenario a might contrived. Does nothing for me.


Would rather have something a bit more spontaneous.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
You're twisted JC, lol!

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