Advice for Tiger



ORIGINAL POST
Posted by punter 15 yrs ago
Use his "putter" only on home course?

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COMMENTS
cookie09 15 yrs ago
where's the cowboy?

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Amparo Kia 15 yrs ago
My advice to Tiger Woods and to the other tigers in the wood : stay single or choose your soulmate who has the same "Soul" as u, in Tiger's case, numerous sex partners, and lastly, have medical check every quarter.

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TXcowboy 15 yrs ago
Tiger should plastify his "little golfer". I think it will be cheaper than condoms. If we learn about 8 or 9, it means he probably had 80 or 90.

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TXcowboy 15 yrs ago
I don't know about where Tiger lives, but in Asia I doubt it. In fact, it would surprise me if Viagra was sold here at all...TXCowboy has this theory "the best Viagra is a 22yo thin and pretty girl".

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rasbro 15 yrs ago
i fail to see why how many ladies he has known is of any relevance to the public. respect his privacy. let he and his family deal with it as best they can. come on really, aren't there enough important issues to spend time on in the world without delving into the private lives of people?

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Demby 15 yrs ago
Tigerwoods just proves, that money just doesn't buy class. He gives sewer dwelling rodents, a bad name.

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bargoban 15 yrs ago
We're not perfect and none of us are in the spotlight that this man is in, or face the types of pressures that he face. What he did sucks but he's human.

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Irwik 15 yrs ago
As a wise man once said 'We are only as faithful as our options'. Half of the men out day nagging Tiger Woods are guilt of the same and the other half wish they could be. No man is 'unfaithful' by himself, he needs a woman to participate and from the looks of the women who have shown up so far, they would have done more than participate.


My advice to Tiger is to flip it around and become the John McEnroe of golf, he can then have as many bottle-blondes hanging of his golf clubs as he wants. Golf needs him more than he needs golf. For every dollar he has made from golf, the industry and others have made $10 or $20. Let them all sweat it :)

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sicn 15 yrs ago
My advice for Tiger: Stop upsetting about your mistresses love you only for your fame and money. Without those, you are just a black kid drolling over their posters through the sex shop window.

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Dr Strangelove 15 yrs ago
Tiger's is getting a divorce whether he likes it or not. He'll have more time for golf in future and can play a-round as often as he likes.. .

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Irwik 15 yrs ago
Advice to Sicn who does not appear to be well informed, Tiger Woods is more Asian than he is black. And regardless of his ethnicity, a man is allowed to have as many mistresses as he can afford / choose to. If the wife is upset, she is free to divorce him and move on to the next billionaire celebrity. Maybe Tiger should move to Asia or to France and get the hypocrites out of his hair.

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sicn 15 yrs ago
As far as I know, he is 1/4 Chinese, 1/2 Thai and 1/4 black and in America, he is black whether he likes it or not. Just read something in the news that his first girl friend revealed that he was upset over his father's transgrassing... Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Anyway, some people said we shall give this man a break. Why? What good he did deserve all the money he got? Why did we buy into him? Just because he is successful in swinging the club? How many of us who bought those products he advertised really play golf? He made us to pay for his image that doesn't represent itself. He was fooling us all...

I am glad all these happen to him. That makes other guys out there, believing they can win it all by FOOLING AROUND either their spouses or the public, think again. Justice, maybe doesn't come by all the time, but does happen once a while.

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Mickey_hongkong 15 yrs ago
What surprises me the most is that many people directly around him knew what he was doing, but that nobody ever had the balls to tell it to his wife! And next year Tiger will be chatting to Oprah on her show how he was a sex-addict and that he is now completely recovered from it all. Super-stars always get away with these things!

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bastille 15 yrs ago
It had to happen just look at his name : Eldrick Tont Woods


Anagrams of it are


Dick Led Onto Worst

Led Dick Wont Roost

Older Dick Wonts To

Dick Resold Not Two

Dick Slotted or Won

Dick Done Slow Trot

Dick Ends Lotto Row


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tinyteddy 15 yrs ago
Yes he will be on Oprah for sure, as the victim. And he will get a cheer for overcoming his problems.

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homely 15 yrs ago
He also gambles and the girls in the casinos take him as their ATM machine. Success came too easily for this man and he must have a very weak character since he is confirmed to have got into 2 of the 5 vices. I wouldn't be surprised even if he's also into drinking & drugs. Definitely the 4th vice (roaming) is out as he's got a fantastic job earning lots of money).


FYI - the 5 vices are womanizing, gambling, drinking (alcoholic), roaming & drugs. I hope I got these right.



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homely 15 yrs ago
Roaming to my understanding is going about doing nothing constructive.


We locals always quote these 5 vices as the major vices and I've translated them according to the 5 Chinese characters given into simple terms. The terms in English may be a bit different but the meanings should be about the same.

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Amparo Kia 15 yrs ago
Could roaming means having no job/not working or not being productive???

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flashback 15 yrs ago
Tiger doesn't need our advice. He wouldn't listen anyway. He has contempt for other peole's view and has consequently lived a sham life where he has given the public what it expects, and lived in direct opposition to it. In my opinion, this makes him a cynical man.


I personally couldn't give a hoot (profanity) about Tiger Woods. The spectre of an insecure black man who marries super white in order to prove something is a bit obscene. I have no doubt his marriage is exactly what one of his tarts says, a sham... the man is a sham... It will take years for him to work out all of his complexes (if he bothers). My guess is he won't even try... He will just start up with some other bird, and we will be treated to the whole "oh... isn't it wonderful that Tiger has found love once again" scene... After a few months, the new woman will be mainstream, and everyone will celebrate the triumph of love over adversity, and no one will ever care... Such is the popular opinion, and the mindset of unself-reflective types like Mr. Woods. I'm over it. Tiger with your golf clubs, your millions, your women and whatever... you are just a pathetic person. Anyone who envies this person... well... sorry.... but it is just a hollow existence... Hence the need to fabricate the substance of a real man - someone who can be trusted, has values that kick in when facing a moral dilemma etc etc... This man is not Tiger Woods... and never was... Not just his wife was duped, but his sponsors, his fans, golf and society that believed it was possible to have a morally robust champion. It was all an ilusion....

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homely 15 yrs ago
Amparo Kia

I had some doubts after seeing your query about roaming. I started asking around and my friends laughed and corrected me. I was naive to have just translate the Chinese character on it's face value. To put the record straight, it meant that a woman go around looking, asking, needing sex paid or unpaid....it's just the opposite to the first vice I wrote - womanizing (prostitution) which is for a man. Hope I am right this time.


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Justin Credible (Part Deux) 15 yrs ago
"the best Viagra is a 22yo thin and pretty girl". LOLZ! nice one!

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celineloh11 15 yrs ago
I feel pity for him... no idol anymore

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YoyoGuy 15 yrs ago
He did the get the hole at home so, he ventured out to new (inter) golf course

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viper342 15 yrs ago
TWO bad tigers. How shameful!!

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jumboshrimp 15 yrs ago
wear a condom!

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tinyteddy 15 yrs ago
"Tiger! you are my hero!"


Seems Elin took the golf club to Tiger's face and teeth so she may be someone's hero too.

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