News Marriage & Relationships

So Who's up for one

ORIGINAL POST
Posted by Lurch 19 yrs ago
Relationship that is ... may as well kick it off seeing as how Yin and Yang is dead in the water now

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COMMENTS
integrity69 19 yrs ago
Well - I don't really do relationships but I'm happy to offer my worldly advice to any men/women in need.


I must say this "relationships" tag works much better for me than the "yin/yang" thing (was it supposed to be ying?).

I still think the banning of men and women appearing to be men from the women only forum is completely unworkable and useless for the aim of getting rid of offensive posts but that is the last word you'll hear from me on the subject.


Best of luck with all of everyone's "relationships".


Actually, no this is the last word I'll say.





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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Yeah go on then, although I will stipulate that you must have your own teeth and hair.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Teeth ok, hair gone, left eye made of glass, and one ear missing due to a nasty office paper shredding machine accident.


How about you

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Have hair in all the wrong places, to say I was 'hirsute' would be kind. Aside from that I'm a bit of a looker.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
So I gather your a bit like "Cousin It" ?

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
In heels

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Lol .... Wow etc etc

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Yup, I get that lot. Beating them off with a stick.


What about you? A bit of a moth-eaten Kojak or more of a beer-raddled Uncle Fester?

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
The moths haven't got me yet, nor has the Uncle Fester look ... in fact I'm quite strapping dare I say for my age. :-)

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
'For my age' - that usually means you're past it.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Yeah I see what you mean ... kinda shot myself in the foot eh ... so what is "Past It" in your opinion and how would you define it?


All opinions gratefully received

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Errrrrr over 45? I dunno, have never been asked that question before.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
I guess it depends on what 'it' is. If we're talking lawn bowls then it would be any age before death.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Yep ... I'm past it, 46, shoot me now.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
It would be the humane thing to do.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Am I allowed a last cigarette before you pull the trigger?

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
yes but don't take too long about it. I've a hair appointment at 5.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Don't feel bad, we'll all eventually be past it. Just some us sooner than others.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Vulvic, you're so kind ... hope they don't cut off too much hair.


BANG ..... Errrrr

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Lol. Normal age rules don't apply to blokes when in Asia.so I'll let you off this time.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Ahh so you two have met then? Interesting.

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Vulvic 19 yrs ago
Hence the name i guess.

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
Ah JC, thanks for the extra inch, 6'5" to be exact my dear

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Lurch 19 yrs ago
It's pear shaped at the moment JC ... but I'm still in the hunt

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