Most crazy experience with a person in the dating realm

Okay, no more p** stories as previously requested by Nemesis, but what is the most crazy thing that has happened to you in the dating scene?


Mine has to be where this guy who was really in something weird with me and it was not recipricated was riding along on his scooter one day thinking about me (he was obsessed), had an accident and fell into a ditch. He was taken to hospital, and when he came to his family were tsanding around, and all he could remember was my name and telephone number. His family took fright when he got up and ran out of the hospital to find me.


I get a garbled message on voice mail from this guy after I come out of a meeting.


He had to have some plastic surgery after that to mend his lip and he said he was afraid that he would not be attractive to me if he was left in his state. Yes, another message left on my phone. Damn the mutual friend who just handed out my number.


Then one day at a tech show he was incidentally there and unfortunately grabbed my name card from the booth - which my boss saw the look on my face and asked me how I knew him - I just said he was a lunatic. He then preceded to call work everyday saying I owed him money. The secretaries all ganged up on me saying I should pay him the money back! (this is why I tend to be reluctant to hand out my name card!)


It got so bad I asked my boss to do something about it - and asked him to recall this guy at the tech show, and him grabbbing my name card. My boss first asked how long it had been happening at this stage - and when I replied a year to date, he quipped what persistance. Get him on the sales staff we need people like this. I far from amused then although I see the funny side now! Then my boss asked me if I had ever had relationships with him. I just started, and said even if I had, which I have not, that is not relevant as this behaviour is beyond reasonable.


My boss then said he would if he ever came here he would ask him to leave and then if he happened a second time he would get the police to remove him.


One evening I was telling this journalists about "the stalker" as he was well known in many circles by this name at this time, and just then when I finished this story the waitress comes over with a bunch of c*cktails for us. I asked the waitress "from whom?" - and she said him....oh god "the stalker"...then when he sidled over I asked him sweetly for his business card and was very polite....when he left the two journalists asked why.....I said becuase I wanted his correct Chinese name and some address so if anything happened I would have some recourse. They laughed and said I was smart.


I then called his work and asked to speak to him, and got hold of him and said I would basically tell his mother if all the bullsh*t didn't stop. It WORKED! Could not believe it!


But from then on he started getting himself on my social circle, got invited to the same parties, started to date a girl of my nationality to make me jealous etc etc etc. I mean the guy was greted with cries from all and sundry as "the stalker" wherever he went, but at least people where aware of the problem, and I relaxed.


I was always polite to him, but never hysterical, and things eased off - as I left that country for another destination.


I want to know about all the other women OR men who have been the subject of any other nutters misplaced affections.

HOLY! Nice guy.


When I was young (15) I met a boy at the hometown fair at the end of June. He seemed nice enough. We kissed for a few hours and after my mum scared him off my front porch bench, he left. He called the next day, came over to where I was babysitting and told me he loved me. Oh $hit.


24 hours later, he went off to camp. I wrote him a letter saying I did not want to be his girlfriend and that I wished him a good summer. He came home 6 weeks early, claiming mental stress from our *break-up*.


In September, I started dating another boy. My junior stalker found out and would drive past his house and my house when he thought we were home. One night, when I was at my house and then b/f was at his, Stalker-boy drove by the b/f's house and threw a snowball at him. B/f called me and we had a good laugh about it. Then I rang Stalker-boy and gave him a good what-have-you and told him to kindly f-off and not bother us. I also said snowballs were childish. In a slightly stalker-esque voice, he whispers "it wasn't a snowball I threw at him. I shot him." OH BLOODY HECK!!


After that, he sent me a Zippo lighter (I don't smoke) and 12 white roses to try to woo me back.


Today, I get an email from my mum saying that he was once again arrested for possessing child-pron. *sigh*


That is my shameful young stalker/pron-king.

That must have been pretty frightening at 15! Mine happened at 30....he was really frightened of me telling his Mum.


Added to the story was the next girl he started dating came to me and asked me about him because apparently he was hitting her BECAUSE she was not me.....


I told her to get rid of him immediately and if it meant leaving the country then so be it...


I am sure you had a nice holiday Tia!! You need to start another thread "not so crap gifts"!!!! I am glad that went down well, although printer cartridges would not be my choice of a Christmas gift from my lover.


More crazy stories please!! I don't want to feel like the only nut magnet.

share them....I never said he was ASIAN! But he is and I am not!

Bunny Boiler Alert (BBA). That is like Monica Lewinsky keeping her dress unwashed in the wardrobe.

Flabbergasted, you will *love* this one.


Yesterday, I checked the hotmail account that I never use anymore but keep for MSN use. I got an email from this guy I met ONE TIME in Japan for a supposed Language Exchange when I first moved there. About 1/2 hour into the conversation, he tells me that he is married, with 2 kids and in a love-less, sex-less relationship with his wife and what he wants is not a language partner, but a f#$%-buddy. I was stunned. STUNNED.


Then, he asks me to go to a love hotel with him. I blurt out that OBVIOUSLY, he and I had different ideas about this meeting and I was not the least bit interested in him sexually. I ran out of the tea shop. He called me all night until I got a male friend to answer the phone and I learned how to block his number.


That was in 2001.


YESTERDAY, I get an EMAIL from this freak....with a picture of his penis and him telling me that he hopes I am still in Osaka and if I am not, he wishes I would come back, as he needs a good sex partner and he is lonely.


Biggest WTF moment of my weekend I tell ya.

Was it a flattering photo??!!

Somehow I think not!


I was seeing this Thai guy whilst there for a couple of months and we had mutual friends. They told me, towards the end of my stay, that he wanted to get me pregnant so I would have to stay in Thailand!!! Needless to say, we broke up!

I thought it was only women that tried to catch their man by doing that!!!

A man trapping a girl by knocking her up? Interesting role reversal there.


Flattering photo? It was an erect penis. I am sorry, but pictures of penises do nothing for me. And no, it was not a nice looking penis.

Tia - you can block him if you are using hotmail account.

Oh trust me, he has been blocked. He was blocked the moment he freaked me out. He had a new account this time. That too is blocked.

Tia, what is it about men that they think that photo images of their erect penises are attractive to women. I was sent one once, and it was at a very unattractive stage....but I opened the file and there it was ejaculating in full technicolour for all my ultra conservative work colleagues to see...it even shocked me quite a bit...I mean really; what are people thinking???


That man, had sent this to all his friends, male and female alike. He is also gay. I never opened any files from him again ever...and definitely don't open files from friends at work, and am also quite reluctant to give out my business card to people these days unless they have had a full screening.


Than again after a Scottish Ball I opened a file titled "The Ball Shots"...yes someone in their drunken merry making had run around and taken digital shots under everyone's kilts. There were indeed hairy ball shots. But then again I opened it at work...silly me...


If I could name all the crazy stuff that has happened to me we would be here for the next decade at least.....sigh! For something not quite as exciting, very normal and nice - well I am still praying!!