Visas for China

After being given the complete runaround at the China Resources Building, does anyone have an igloo what is required to apply for a simple one entry visa to the place?

Apparently, the website http://www.fmcoprc.gov.hk/eng/zgqz/ is and has nothing to do with obtaining a visa and apparently, consulting it, is all your own fault, for finding it by an infidel Western search engine. Cretins.

... the address is wrong, the downloadable forms are out of date, the information regarding supporting documents is completely erroneous...

If it weren't for The Great Wall, I wouldn't touch their cesspit but alas...

The first AND the last time, I can tell you but if you have got the correct website or even information, it might be nice to post it on here so that other schmucks don't fall foul, hey?