WeWork’s Mad Dash for Cash Rages as JPMorgan Peddles Risky Debt
WeWork and its backers are furiously trying to line up two rescue plans before it runs out of cash as early as next month: one by SoftBank Group, the company’s largest shareholder, and another by JPMorgan Chase & Co., which won WeWork’s
IPO mandate but ultimately didn’t pocket a fee as the plan collapsed and cut off WeWork’s access to new cash.
“WeWork’s credit metrics remain off-the-chart ugly,” Vicki Bryan, chief executive officer of Bond Angle, a high-yield credit research company, said in a note Tuesday.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-15/wework-s-mad-dash-for-cash-rages-as-jpmorgan-peddles-risky-debt?srnd=premium-asia
Correct me if I am wrong but what we have here is a perpetual money burning machine.... that loses $2 for every buck of revenue it takes in.
It has committed to hundreds of long term leases globally but requires its tenants to sign leases as short as one month... leaving it massively exposed to a downturn in the global economy.
The company apparently has enough cash on hand to keep the doors open until the end of November.
They are floating debt carrying a 15% rate of interest... which obviously would increase their operating costs should this get placed.
If anyone at JP Morgan is reading this ... please
contact me as I have a list of potential suckers... uh hum... I mean investors..... including the following:
I know of a boutique fund whose managers spend their lunch breaks in the public washroom in the IFC sniffing a concoction of glue, petrol and paint thinner. I see them staggering out of the stalls every time I go to my
secret lunch spot and stop for a leak on the way back to my office. The next time I run across them I would be more than happy to introduce this fantastic opportunity and get them to sign a loan agreement for a small finder's fee of 10%.
Please do get in touch. I am here to help.